Miami Models Reviews

This PORKY'S-style ogling farce doesn’t just leer: It drools. Chauffeur Barry (Jeff Mustard) decides to turn his wealthy employer, Monsieur Grande's (Alain DeGrelle), mansion into a swinger's pad while the boss is away on business. Barry and his son Barry Jr. (Gregory Van Dam), an aspiring director recently fired from his gig as a photographer for the Eurotrash Modeling Agency, create a phony modeling service in order to attract babes. While his horny dad lives the high life at Grande's expense, Barry Jr. pays back his former boss by siphoning off her incoming talent. The Barrys intercept Eurotrash's latest imports at the airport; unaccustomed to agency protocol, the girls — Legs (Ute Weigel), Zinga (Marita Makkonen) and Babs (Kelly Rizzo) — fall for their empty promises of cover girl renown. While Barry Sr. tries to score, Barry Jr. shoots the women's portfolios. But eventually some professional male models see the amateurish photos and tell the girls they're being exploited. As the whole dog-and-pony show appears about to fold, Barry Jr. promises the aspiring models roles in a feature film, neglecting to mention that it will be an ultra low-budget productions and he'll be shooting it with equipment "borrowed" from Eurotrash. You can only fool naive models for so long and Mr. Grande won’t stay away forever, so Barry Jr. must redeem himself with a successful film debut. With its amateurish comedians and actresses who appear to have graduated from the Frederick's of Hollywood school of drama, this cheesecake effort would be unendurable were the voluptuous girls not more appealing than the moronic gags and stag movie jokes.