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$#*! My Dad Says Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
18 Episodes 2010 - 2011
Season 1 of this sitcom revolves around the politically incorrect Dr. Edison Milford "Ed" Goodson III (William Shatner) and his two adult sons Henry (Jonathan Sadowski) and Vince (Will Sasso). When Henry is laid off, he moves back in with his cantankerous father, complicating their already difficult relationship.
Episode 1
Pilot
Thu, Sep 23, 2010 30 mins
The premiere of the sitcom based on Justin Halpern's popular Twitter feed about the outrageous observations of his politically incorrect father. In the opener, the grumpy dad (William Shatner) invites his son (Jonathan Sadowski) to move back home after the young man loses his job as a writer for a men's magazine.
Episode 2
Wi-Fight
Thu, Sep 30, 2010 30 mins
Henry wants to install a wireless Internet connection in the house, but Ed refuses to let him. Meanwhile, Bonnie agrees to let Ed (a retired doctor) examine her breasts.
Episode 3
The Truth About Dads & Moms
Thu, Oct 7, 2010 30 mins
Henry gets angry with Ed when his dad refuses to take responsibility for getting a DMV employee fired.
Episode 4
Code Ed
Thu, Oct 14, 2010 30 mins
Ed and Henry go on a double date, and Ed tries to save his son from the embarrassment of being rejected. Elsewhere, Vince and Bonnie work on an ad campaign for their real-estate business.
Episode 5
Not Without My Jacket
Thu, Oct 21, 2010 30 mins
Henry borrows Ed's clothes without asking, so Ed decides he's going to teach his son a lesson.
Episode 6
Easy, Writer
Thu, Oct 28, 2010 30 mins
Ed tries to stop Henry from writing an article about him; Bonnie and Vince befriend the "It" couple of San Diego real estate.
Episode 7
Dog Ed Pursuit
Thu, Nov 4, 2010 29 mins
Ed develops a liking for Vince's new dog, which makes Vince jealous. Meanwhile, Henry agrees to go out with Vince and Bonnie's boss (Missi Pyle) to help them get a real-estate listing.
Episode 8
The Manly Thing to Do
Thu, Nov 11, 2010 30 mins
Ed's old Navy buddy visits, and he ends up insulting Ed's housekeeper, Tim. Elsewhere, Henry accidentally gets a glimpse of Bonnie in the buff.
Episode 9
Make a Wish
Thu, Nov 18, 2010 30 mins
Ed confronts a life coach who dispenses bad advice.
Episode 10
You Can't Handle the Truce
Thu, Dec 9, 2010 30 mins
Henry finds out that Ed and his neighbor (Charlie Robinson) have a long-standing feud, so he tries to broker a truce between them. Elsewhere, Bonnie and Vince try to adopt a dog.
Episode 11
Family Dinner for Schmucks
Thu, Dec 16, 2010 30 mins
Bonnie tries to start a new tradition of family dinners but instead makes the men lose their appetites.
Episode 12
Goodson Goes Deep
Fri, Jan 7, 2011 30 mins
Ed is up in arms when a piece of prized baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to someone else. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie find their new living situation getting in the way of their attempts to have a baby.
Episode 13
The Better Father
Tue, May 31, 2011 30 mins
Bonnie and Vince must arrange a second wedding ceremony after they learn their first was illegal; Ed wants to break up Bonnie and Vince when he learns that Bonnie's father (Ed Begley Jr.) is attending the nuptials.
Episode 14
Corn Star
Thu, Jan 20, 2011 30 mins
Ed decides to run for president of his homeowners' association after the current president (Jean Smart) complains that the cornstalks in his garden are too tall.
Episode 15
Ed Goes to Court
Thu, Jan 27, 2011 30 mins
Rosemary (Jean Smart) tells Ed she wants to be courted. Tila Tequila guest stars.
Episode 16
Well Suitored
Thu, Feb 3, 2011 30 mins
Ed gets jealous when a wealthy suitor (Lee Majors) tries to woo Rosemary (Jean Smart).
Episode 17
Lock and Load
Thu, Feb 10, 2011 30 mins
A burglar is on the loose and Ed wants a gun to protect himself, but Rosemary shoots the idea down.
Episode 18
Who's Your Daddy?
Thu, Feb 17, 2011 30 mins
Henry meets a girl on Facebook, and Ed senses a strange connection to her in the Season 1 finale. Also: Camille Grammer ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills") guest stars as a recent divorcée who goes house hunting with Bonnie and Vince.
