Christmas has come early for Donald Trump. The debut of Fox's Apprentice wannabe, The Rebel Billionaire: Branson's Quest for the Best, averaged a meager 5 million viewers Tuesday night, landing in fifth place behind WB's resurgent Gilmore Girls. Not surprisingly, Trump wasted no time gloating about his rival's misfortune to the press. "Branson's ratings were terrible, down the tubes," he told Extra. "The Apprentice is the hottest show there is. Richard Branson, your ratings speak very loudly and you just got fired!" I've said it before and I'll say it again: That Trump is one classy fella.