Wire reports say that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are holed up this week in a secluded Namibian resort surrounded by tight security, prompting spec that the couple's love child will be born in Africa. Two things: 1) Isn't Angie not due until the summer? (If so, just how big is the time difference in Africa?) And 2) does Namibia have a Babies R Us? I mean, a good one that carries the Huggies Overnites.
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