With four Moonmen apiece, OutKast's "Hey Ya!" and Jay-Z's "99 Problems" were the big winners at last night's so-tame-it's-lame MTV Video Music Awards. Other winners included Usher, Beyonce, No Doubt and yippee! Maroon 5. Leading the loser parade were Kanye West, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, all of whom went home empty-handed. Actually, Brit didn't even show up, so, technically, she's a winner.
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