You Can't Win 'em All Reviews

Another in the long list of unexciting Bronson outings. Here he and Curtis are teamed as a couple of would-be soldiers of fortune in 1920 Turkey, during the demise of the Ottoman Empire. They agree to escort three girls of important parentage and a shipment of gold to safety, but their greed gets the better of them. However, Bronson and Curtis are such bunglers that they lose some of their loot and are robbed of the rest. In the process they also lose the women. Surprisingly, Curtis and Bronson make a good team, with Curtis playing the clown and Bronson the man of action; however, their fine performances are not enough to keep the script from residing in Dullsville.