Kristin

2001-2001
1 season
NBC
Comedy

A heart-of-gold southern secretary works as a secretary in the big city.

2001-2001
1 season
NBC
Comedy

A heart-of-gold southern secretary works as a secretary in the big city.

OK, I should be watching a horror...

OK, I should be watching a horror movie since it's Halloween. But because I love you all — and our L.B. babies — the only screams I need tonight are the ones of excitement over the gang's fundraising benefit. It was like an all-star event, with Camp Kristin and the Lauren League joining forces for the good of all. So, in honor of this momentous meeting of blondes and the boys who break their hearts, I offer you this week's "Up with People! And Down with Landslides!" survey.1) Who can get me one of Trey's hats? Seriously. And Alex H.'s number? Love her!2) Um, when did Polster get so… wow? And how long till Kristin adds him to her hit list?3) Is it weird that I sort of felt bad for Jason the Chronic Cheater? Yeah, he kissed Poor Dumb Jessica and totally lied about to L.C. But remember, he is the Chronic Cheater.4) Can we get a round of applause for L.C.? Dayyum, girl read Poor Dumb

Tue, Nov 1, 2005

Awwww. Graduation Day. So many...

Awwww. Graduation Day. So many emotions, so many memories. And for some of us, so much drinking, we're not even sure if we got a diploma. One thing I do know is if I got to go to Laguna High, you'd be prying me out of the place with the jaws of life. So let's commence (get it?) with this week's "The Future Is Here… and Its Parents Gave It a Frying Pan" survey.1) Talan's getting his G.E.D.?! Did we even know he was a dropout?2) Um, did anyone else catch Sexually Ambiguous Cedric calling Jason the Chronic Cheater "cutie"? And that hug? For a second, I thought I was watching MTV's Logo network.3) Who else wants Alex H. to sign their yearbook? Seriously, I'm gonna have 10 of her babies.4) Should I be embarrassed that I can't wait for the movie of Rent?5) Jason, Steeephen, L.C., Kristin and Alex H. are all moving to L.A.

Tue, Oct 25, 2005

Oh, my god, do any of these girls...

Oh, my god, do any of these girls know about loyalty? Cripes, this one steals that one's guy, the blonde says the brunette smells in her ladyplace — thanks to Ali Gazan and a certain someone's college roommate for the scoop — and none of them could give a ya-ya about sisterhood. I love it! So, in honor of all the backstabbing, I offer the "With Friends Like These, Who Needs Herpes?" pop quiz. 1) Who else is totally into Alex H., and what do we need to do to get her a man? Baby girl's like the Dr. Phil of Orange County. 2) Kristin's hook-up with Poor Dumb Jess' crush, Skinny-Arm Surfer Jeff: booze-fueled or bitchy move?3) Do we think Poor Dumb Jess realizes that bashing Kristin to Cabbage Patch Taylor and Awful Alex M. is so going to come back to bite her in the codependent butt? 4) Is Talan a total chick? Because he seems to gossip a ton.5) To paraphrase the übereloquent Steeephen, what&nbs

Tue, Oct 4, 2005

Well it's about damn time somebody...

Well it's about damn time somebody got Oprah on these Laguna beeyotches! Kudos to blonde Alex H.'s inner people-pleaser for staging some peace talks between the girls. Even if it is all about to fall apart in Cabo, let's honor our Lady of the Perpetual Stoned-Face with this week's "Why aren't I in the opening credits?" quiz. (And again, your replies give me life. Honestly.) 1) Awful Alex M. and Poor Dumb Jessica were friends?! Good lord, somebody get these dimwits a copy of Cosmo pronto. There are rules, ladies. You don't share a dude! 2) You don't, do you? And if not, should there be a special dispensation for the sharing of a dude like Jason the Chronic Cheater? I mean, the beer gut and bald patch are just a few years away. Might as well get as much out of him as you can now, right?3) How creepy is Awful Alex M. with that whole "I called your mom" interrogation after Jason showed up at the bonf

Tue, Sep 13, 2005

Can I tell you guys how much your...

Can I tell you guys how much your replies make Tuesdays worth living? Really. It's so comforting to know there are other folks out there losing way too much sleep over Beach's beyotches and the blameless boys they recycle. So, with Labor Day officially a memory, I offer you the "Summer's So Dunzo" survey. And no cheating! We'll leave that to Jason next week. Hee hee.1. Where did Awful Alex M.'s eyebrows go? Girl's starting to look like "female" wrestler Chynna on a bender. 2. Speaking of, is it me or was Taylor working an "escape from rehab" vibe in that last scene? Concealer, honey. Embrace it.3. Would you rather have to see Jason the Unfaithful and Awful Alex's post-dinner fish-kisses or hear Poor Dumb Jessica leaving him an "I love you" voicemail from Monmouth?4. Who else considered sending Casey's housekeeper Imelda an arsenic-and

Tue, Sep 6, 2005

OK, you guys are cracking me up...

OK, you guys are cracking me up with your replies to these surveys. And I swear, if I had the space, I would totally shout out to y'all. But since I don't, I'm just gonna send some lovin' vibes to each and every one of you, in honor of this week's Valentine's Day pop quiz. 1) What should Stephen's punishment be for taking Kristin out for Valentine's dinner before showing up at L.C.'s with candy and flowers the next day? Public castration, no nookie from either of them, or seven minutes locked in a closet with Casey, the porny new girl with the funky lips?2) Does candy really mean "I love you"? 'Cause if it does, then my mom ADORED me. So say yes.3) On a scale of one to a gazillion, how sad is Jessica for saying "I deserved it" after Jason semiapologized for treating her like [bleep]? It's called Codependent No More, honey. Go buy it and have someone teach you to read.4) As nice as it was to see Dieter a

Tue, Aug 30, 2005

First off, loving all of you who...

First off, loving all of you who wrote in with replies to last week's survey. I'd list y'all by name, but that would take, like, all night and really, Pepito the Wonder Chihuahua is due for a marathon scratch session. So let's just have a big group hug, OK? That was fun. Now, since this week's episode was so time-warpy — and plain old warped — I gotta throw out a few more questions. And remember, you will be graded on this.1) If Awful Alex M. asked Jason the Chronic Cheater to winter formal before he hooked up with Poor Dumb Jessica, how come it seems like all this flirty drama just started? Things to consider: Talan's longer hair and notoriously questionable reality-TV editing.2) Taking another girl's guy to a dance: skanky or slutty? 3) Exactly how many "friends with benefits" does Kristin have?! And did that Ian dude get a free sample of Herpecin with the tux rental? 4) On a scale of 1 to 10, how cheated did

Tue, Aug 23, 2005

Hey, everybody, do you know what...

Hey, everybody, do you know what time it is? It's survey time! E-mail your replies to the address at the bottom of the page to win… um… uh, the chance to have me read them aloud to my coworkers. Come on, all the cool kids are doing it. 1) Is Jessica in denial or just dumb? Because now that Jason is blowing her off for secret double dates with brunette Alex, Cedric and Casey, I'm thinking our little cutie is more than just a few candlesticks-in-the-library short of a game of Clue.2) Checking a shifty beau's cell-phone call log: Justified or juvenile? (Remember, we are talking about Jason, so Jess deserves special consideration here.)3) Talan says he's "a good guy who finishes last," but seems quite comfy starting something with Kristin behind Taylor's back. Is he a) a liar, b) a player or c) a recovering geek who finally realized that girls will buy any line when there's a camera crew in the roo

Tue, Aug 16, 2005

Awww, man. And I was doing so...

Awww, man. And I was doing so well dodging this reality soap that dared to mock my beloved O.C. Then MTV went and released the first season on DVD and now I'm so plugged into the drama that I'm practically Kristin's BFF. Or maybe Lauren's. I'm not sure. They're both so biyotchy hot, you know? It's so hard having to chose between buds, especially since they're all hatin' on each other over that playa Stephen. And now that they're home for Christmas break, Season 2 is kickin' it mad style. LC's ditched college for her beachy-keen life back in Newport; Kristin's got a new dude; Jessica is dating a Jake Gyllenhaal-y bad boy named Jason and there's a fresh slew of juniors ready to show the seniors a thing or two. Like how to throw a bangin' party while their highlighted upperclass-menaces play poker and harsh on Jessica's man. Or where to find the $600 for a pair of trashy Christian Dior kicks. But what I need to know is how long the

Tue, Jul 26, 2005