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Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episodes

Season 1 Episode Guide

14 Episodes 2017 - 0

Episode 1

Episode 1

Mon, Sep 29, 2003 30 mins

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Episode 2

Episode 2

Tue, Sep 30, 2003 30 mins

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Episode 3

Episode 3

30 mins

The panel includes a young fortuneteller; a goldfish-loving girl; and a boy who found an old love letter written by his dad. Also: pint-sized Elvis impersonators; a gag involving a boy playing matchmaker. Host: Bill Cosby.

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Episode 5

Episode 5

30 mins

Scheduled: A boy's views on dating; kids' perspectives on house and car prices. Also: vintage clips featuring Art Linkletter and youngsters discussing vacations. Hosted by Bill Cosby.

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Episode 6

Episode 6

30 mins

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Episode 7

Episode 7

30 mins

A girl helps Bill Cosby cope with indigestion. Also: falling in love and Presidential history; boys helping to produce a doll commercial; vintage "House Party" clips featuring Art Linkletter.

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Episode 8

Episode 8

30 mins

Art Linkletter presents vintage talks with kids ages 4-5. Also: comments on dating; youngsters who claim to be aliens, and a boy who says he's more than 900 years old. Host: Bill Cosby.

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Episode 9

Episode 9

30 mins

A blind youngster gives insights; kids demonstrate "proper" ways to eat spaghetti; panelists discuss future job goals. Hosted by Bill Cosby.

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Episode 10

Episode 10

30 mins

Piano prodigy Wesley Chu; Art Linkletter with vintage clips. Also: kids talk about Good Friday, the Ten Commandments and Benjamin Franklin. Hosted by Bill Cosby.

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Episode 11

Episode 11

30 mins

Kids take a phone message for host Bill Cosby; a panel of boys discusses dinosaurs and girls. Also: Art Linkletter with vintage clips; youngsters explain Daylight Saving Time.

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Episode 12

Episode 12

30 mins

A youngster who wants to be a veterinarian; Art Linkletter with vintage takes on parents. Also: kids show host Bill Cosby how to make pizza; panelists discuss inventions, hairstyles and parents.

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Episode 13

Episode 13

30 mins

Panelists discuss the stork that delivers babies; host Bill Cosby teaches a martial-arts class; a youngster weaves tall tales; and kids explain Mother's Day.

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Episode 14

Episode 14

30 mins

Panelist topics include parents' jobs. Also: Philadelphia kids talk about Colonial times; Art Linkletter presents vintage clips; kids explain kissing; youngsters react when host Bill Cosby pretends to fall asleep with his eyes open.

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Episode 15

Episode 15

30 mins

Highlights from the series. Also: a kid reacts to host Bill Cosby's breath; youngsters complete the second part of clichés and famous sayings.

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