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Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 3 Episodes

Season 3 Episode Guide

22 Episodes 2019 - 0

Episode 1

Perfect New York Date

Fri, Sep 24, 1999 30 mins

The panel includes a boy who offers tips on how women can attract men, and a girl who enjoys eating unusual items, such as napkins and dog biscuits. Also: Art Linkletter introduces clips from previous shows in which kids reveal family secrets. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 2

Episode 2

30 mins

A four-year-old girl tries to teach Bill Cosby how to speak Martian. On the panel, a boy discusses the benefits of traveling first class, while another youngster demonstrates his vast array of accents. Also: kids talk about Barbie dolls. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 3

Episode 3

30 mins

Three best friends share their unique way of talking to one another; a 6-year-old boy discusses the fine art of eating ants; kids try to explain Noah's Ark. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 4

Episode 4

30 mins

A 7-year-old boy gives adults tips on parenting. Also, panelists reveal what they would buy if they had $2 million. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 5

Episode 5

30 mins

A 7-year-old boy sings opera; a 5-year-old boy imitates his parents meeting for the first time; a 4-year-old girl talks about her boyfriend who likes to play in the mud; an 11-year-old boy performs yo-yo tricks. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 6

Episode 6

30 mins

An 8-year-old girl who wants to be a paramedic demonstrates her "skills"; a 5-year-old girl shares what Halloween means to her; a 6-year-old boy talks about his barber and his girlfriends. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 7

Episode 7

30 mins

A 9-year-old Chicago Cubs fan meets his idol, Sammy Sosa, and then must tell him that he's been traded; a 5-year-old boy does an impression of his minister, and he and Bill Cosby discuss where a cut goes after it heals.

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Episode 8

Episode 8

30 mins

Kids serve as litigator, defense lawyer and judge as a "wounded" Bill Cosby pretends to sue an insurance company after a fall; a girl's mom takes a stab at singing. Taped in Chicago.

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Episode 9

Episode 9

30 mins

From Chicago. Kids share their insights on the Windy City; a 6-year-old boy explains how to box and play football; a 7-year-old boy tries to auction off a one-dollar bill. Also: Art Linkletter introduces clips of children explaining God and heaven. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 10

Episode 10

30 mins

A 7-year-old boy advises parents on Christmas-related issues; various kids explain Santa Claus and the Y2K bug; Bill Cosby reads letters children wrote to Santa.

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Episode 11

Episode 11

30 mins

Bill Cosby discusses dinosaurs with a 9-year-old expert at the Museum of Natural History. Also: a 4-year-old boy shares how his parents met; a 6-year-old girl talks about her parents kissing; various kids explain New Year's resolutions.

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Episode 12

Episode 12

30 mins

A 7-year-old boy discusses his ideas for making a blockbuster movie about the legendary laborer John Henry; a 6-year-old boy talks about one day becoming President of the U.S.; kids go skating in New York's Central Park. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 13

Episode 13

30 mins

A football-themed show includes kids explaining the game and the Super Bowl. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 14

Episode 14

30 mins

From Chicago: Various kids describe the Windy City and the legend of Mrs. O'Leary's cow. Also: a brother and sister discuss their chores and the funny way their parents reconcile after a squabble; kids sink their teeth into some of Chicago's famous deep-dish pizza. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 15

Episode 15

30 mins

Clips of kids from previous shows who share their thoughts on Valentine's Day. Also: Bill Cosby gives a 16-year-old boy advice on girls, and Art Linkletter introduces clips of kids talking about love and marriage.

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Episode 16

Episode 16

30 mins

From Chicago: Kids try to sing the blues and explain what the music means; a 5-year-old boy shares an unusual recipe for his favorite Greek meal and demonstrates his talents as a traffic cop. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 17

Episode 17

30 mins

A 5-year-old boy discusses hot dogs; a 4-year-old boy talks about his grandmother's snoring habits. On the panel, kids tell their favorite jokes. Also: a boy plays opera tunes using his armpit. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 18

Episode 18

30 mins

Kids explain April Fool's Day; the brain; and Einstein. Also: a 6-year-old boy shows off his spelling skills and a 4-year-old girl discusses her nine cats. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 19

Episode 19

30 mins

A 4-year-old boy shows off his piloting skills as he flies a paper airplane; a 7-year-old boy talks about the value of his coin collection; a 7-year-old girl does an impression of her parents waking up in the morning. Also: Art Linkletter introduces clips of kids discussing the tooth fairy. Bill Cosby is the host.

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Episode 20

Episode 20

30 mins

Host Bill Cosby shares a compilation of funny moments from the past three seasons. Also: a "60 Minutes" spoof about an investigation into an 8-year-old girl's messy bedroom.

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Episode 21

Episode 21

30 mins

Segments include a boy who speaks a truly alien language; a pair of eight-year-olds hide host Bill Cosby's cigars; a youngster goes one-on-one with Cos in "Cosby Kid Game Show." Also: a six-year-old who can't seem to catch any fish; a discussion about bad breath.

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Episode 22

Episode 22

30 mins

Segments include a 5-year-old beauty-pageant winner; a youngster who expresses a desire to be an actor; and a 4-year-old budding paleontologist who does a rock-singer impression. Also: a trip to the tennis courts.

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