Tila Tequila by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com Tila Tequila by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com

After she was jilted on the Tuesday night finale of A Shot at Love by former Playboy model Kristy, Tila Tequila - characteristically - took to the Internet and unleashed a string of expletives on her MySpace page ( link most definitely NSFW).

Like an NC-17 Rosie O'Donnell, Tequila expressed her pain in rhyme. Filthy, dirty, potty-mouthed rhyme. "For a long time coming... I let you touch me... now that it's over, b----... You better start running." Ouch. (And that's the tame stuff!) Tila also threatened to punch Kristy in the face, and accused the model of "using" her to get on television.

Bisexual Tila chose the model from a group of 16 straight men and 16 lesbian women. - J.R. Whalen