I can't believe J.J. Abrams killed off Boone! OK, with that out of my system, let's get to the big news of the day: Lost's dearly departed castaway, Ian Somerhalder, is already plotting his ABC comeback. According to Variety, the network has signed the actor to a one-year talent holding deal that calls for him to star in a series next year. And if that doesn't take the sting out of his recent, high-profile job loss, Somerhalder has also been cast in The Breed, an indie feature set on you're not going to believe this a mysterious island teeming with wild, ferociously intelligent dogs. I said you wouldn't believe it. Seriously, I did. Just read the previous sentence. It's right there.
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