- aka the Spice Girl whose calling card ostensibly is her
-ness - this year "tops" Mr. Blackwell's list of worst-dressed women. As the king of sartorial snark puts it, "In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty [Beckham] can really wreck 'em." Rounding out the top five are
Amy "I Am Not Janice from Friends" Winehouse
(whose look is described as a "'50s car-hop horror"),
("a tattered toothpick in a hurricane"),
("Her... voice soars above the rest, but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best"). Slots 5 through 10 go to Eva Green, Avril, Jessica Simpson, LaLo and Alison Arngrim (finally, Nellie Olsen gets hers!).
See 'em all in our new photo gallery
Britney was saved from derision, says Mr. B, because "her personal life is in such upheaval." In other words: free pass for flashing her... hoodies!
Among those earning a thumbs-up from Blackwell: Reese, Beyoncé, Angelina, Nicole, Katie and Katherine Heigl.
What's your take?
Were any fashion victims overlooked?