Victoria Beckham by Dimitrios Kambouris/ WireImage.com, Kelly Clarkson by LRRB and Co./WireImage.com
- aka the Spice Girl whose calling card ostensibly is her
-ness - this year "tops" Mr. Blackwell's list of worst-dressed women. As the king of sartorial snark puts it, "In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty [Beckham] can really wreck 'em." Rounding out the top five are
Amy "I Am Not Janice from Friends" Winehouse
(whose look is described as a "'50s car-hop horror"), Mary-Kate Olsen
("a tattered toothpick in a hurricane"), Fergie
and Kelly Clarkson
("Her... voice soars above the rest, but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best"). Slots 5 through 10 go to Eva Green, Avril, Jessica Simpson, LaLo and Alison Arngrim (finally, Nellie Olsen gets hers!). See 'em all in our new photo gallery
! Britney was saved from derision, says Mr. B, because "her personal life is in such upheaval." In other words: free pass for flashing her... hoodies! Among those earning a thumbs-up from Blackwell: Reese, Beyoncé, Angelina, Nicole, Katie and Katherine Heigl. What's your take?
Were any fashion victims overlooked?