Question: What's up with Rod Stewart's ex-wives appearing on completely lame reality shows? First, Alana Stewart on I'm a Celebrity — Get Me Out of Here, and now Rachel Hunter slumming it on The Real Gilligan's Island. Don't the man pay no alimony? — Kat-leen

Ausiello: It was hard not to pity poor Ms. Hunter while watching that unwatchable train wreck of a premiere last week. Talk about desperation. In related news, what's up with the hyphen, Kat?