Question: I seriously thought there would be an announcement in last week's AA about who won the coveted Gilmore Girls script. I entered like, 100 times. Who won? Was it me? I need to know! — Jaime

Ausiello: I've been holding off on breaking the news because, well, I feared you guys would think I was pulling a fast one. You see, the winner's name is, um... Lauren Fakier. But she's not a fakier. I mean, she is, but she's not. Seriously, that's her real name. She's from Louisiana and was born in 1986. I'm sure there's a record of her out there somewhere.