Question: You, Kristin Veitch and Dalton Ross are in a room with only one Diet Raspberry Snapple left. Who wins? — Betsy

Ausiello: Congratulations, Betsy! You're the winner of this week's "I can't believe you're asking me this. It's insulting, honestly. It's absolutely insulting" Award for the "Ask Ausiello" question with the most obvious answer! Please come forward to accept your slightly used tube of Snapple lip balm!