Who on Big Brother literally paid the piper for a past crime just days before the reality contest's season debut? Here's a hint: Michael's lips sure do miss her! That's right: Janelle Pierzina, 25, was charged with petty theft in December 2001 for lifting some merch from Macy's then failed to appear for not one, not two, but three court appearances, reports TheSmokingGun.com. As BB viewers know, bubbly Janelle is smarter than she appears, so she plead guilty to the charge two weeks before BB premiered, coughing up just shy of $1000 in the process. Oh, and she can't go within 100 yards of Macy's. Helloooo, Bloomie's!
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