Question: You won the sum of 750,000 euros from our monthly promotion. You are hereby advised to get back to us to claim your prize.

Answer: Oh, Pablo. Dear, sweet Pablo. I can't accept your generous bribery unless you tell me the show on which you want scoop in exchange.

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Hey, I just thought of a great idea: How 'bout we do this again next Wednesday?! Additional reporting by Ben Katner and Mickey O'Connor