Marie Osmond by Steve Granitz/WireImage.com Marie Osmond by Steve Granitz/WireImage.com

Well, Ellen DeGeneres she certainly ain't. But comeback kid Marie Osmond is set to host her own talk show, debuting in 2008, says the World Entertainment News Network. "Marie makes the perfect talk-show hostess," director/producer Ron Scott tells WENN, "because people feel like they can relate to her." Uh, really? You out there are people - what do you think? Can you relate to Dancing with the Stars' toothy dolly, or would you sooner fake a fainting spell than watch her chat up B-listers? - Ben Katner