Question: Please tell me this crap I'm hearing about Callie and Sloan having sex again on Grey's Anatomy is a lie.

Answer: Look, just because the teaser ABC sent out for the May 8 episode of Grey's says, "Callie turns to Sloan in her time of need" doesn't mean that the two of them are doing the jiggery-pokery behind the nurses' station. It means they're doing it [insert name of obscure Seattle Grace location].