Let's be honest, Game of Thrones fans: the show has gotten consistently more painful with every episode in the final season, basically guaranteeing that the chances of this thing wrapping up with some a satisfying ending are as slim as Brienne of Tarth (Gwendoline Christie) jumping back in the dating pool.
Fans were so annoyed with GoT's penultimate that they practically turned into an army of white walkers. Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) undid years of adoration by becoming the archetypical crazy cat (well, dragon) lady. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) went to be with his boo/sister Cersei's (Lena Headey) as they perished, but not in the painful, humiliating manner everyone had hoped to see. Instead, it was more of a Romeo and Juliet situation, ugh.
An episode this infuriating deserves worse than the scorn of the Internet. It deserves...being recapped in a Burbank conference room with some dolls from Hot Topic! If imitation is the highest form of flattery, then this Dolls of Thrones reenactment of "The Bells" is mimicry, the living definition of "do better." If Game of Thrones can go completely off the rails then so can we, which is why this reimagining has Dany singing Fetty Wap in her head and Cleganebowl with the ring announcer it needed. Check it out, if you dare.