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Question: How was the CW party? Did you bring us back lots of prattle?

Answer: More than I could squeeze into my 45-inch carry-on. Seriously, the whole thing was one huge scoop orgy, starring such AA faves as Lauren Graham, Kristen Bell, Jason Dohring, Scott Patterson, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles and, yes, even a few stars from One Tree Hill and 7th Heaven. (Lordy, the things I'll do for you people!) And the best part, I caught all of it OK, most of it on tape! Hopefully, said interviews will all be streaming on's new and improved video players by week's end. But I'm not going to make you wait until then to get your poop-fix, so let's get to it right here, right now!