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Don't fret, Mike. If the ...

Question: Don't fret, Mike. If the strike goes on for a while, you can give us scoop on great programming like Beauty & the Geek, American Gladiators, The Bachelor, My Dad's Better Than Your Dad and Farmer Needs a Wife. How can you not look forward to that? Answer: Lucille, on second thought, make that two bags of X and a kilo of V.

Michael Ausiello

Question: Don't fret, Mike. If the strike goes on for a while, you can give us scoop on great programming like Beauty & the Geek, American Gladiators, The Bachelor, My Dad's Better Than Your Dad and Farmer Needs a Wife. How can you not look forward to that?

Answer: Lucille, on second thought, make that two bags of X and a kilo of V.