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Question: So, the DVD with the never-before-seen series finale of American Dreams is just sitting on your desk, huh? What are the chances of you burning it and mailing me a copy?Answer: The chances are about as good as you appearing on the cover of TV Guide's Sexiest Stars issue next month. [Beat] Uh-oh. Me screwed now.
Question: So, the DVD with the never-before-seen series finale of American Dreams is just sitting on your desk, huh? What are the chances of you burning it and mailing me a copy?
Answer: The chances are about as good as you appearing on the cover of TV Guide's Sexiest Stars issue next month. [Beat] Uh-oh. Me screwed now.