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John and Mary Reviews

Wispy and flat. Two creeps (furniture designer Hoffman and art gallery assistant Farrow) meet in an arch swingers bar and shack up. They awake in bed and go through about 80 minutes of self-centered self-analysis over whether they should do it again. He goes to a party, but can't get her out of his head. He returns and she's cooking dinner for him. They decide to do it again. And tell each other their names. Yawn!