We're in the spoiler business here at TVGuide.com, but even we thanked our lucky, albeit perverted stars that this Sons of Anarchy twist wasn't ruined beforehand. In an attempt to blackmail the mayor by implicating a councilman in a sex scandal, SAMCRO hires Venus Van Damme, a sassy, spunky transgendered escort — played by Walton Goggins. Yes, that Goggins from The Shield and Justified. Goggins gamely sports ass-less leather chaps, stilettos and some very large — and realistic — breasts to portray the goddess Venus, who has her way with the drugged-up council member. It's weird, hilarious, over-the-top and all-around awesome. If only real-life political sex scandals were this entertaining. Oh, wait!