22 Episodes 2009 - 2010
Is Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) ready to settle down? It sure looks that way when he and Chelsea (Jennifer Bini Taylor) are engaged as Season 7 opens, but his fidelity is tested by the reappearance of Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier), and his fiancée doesn't do him any favors when her gorgeous college roommate (Tricia Helfer) moves in temporarily following a bad breakup. Meanwhile, the house gets even more crowded when Alan's girlfriend, Melissa (Kelly Stables), moves in; Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo; and Jake's bad behavior with his new friend Eldridge (Graham Patrick Martin) turns out to be good luck for Alan when he falls for the boy's mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). Guest stars include Stacy Keach, John Amos, Annie Potts and Martin Mull, and Eddie Van Halen and ZZ Top have cameos.
Mon, Sep 21, 2009 30 mins
In the seventh-season opener, Mia's reappearance has Charlie doubting his love for Chelsea, and he has to decide between the two women.
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Mon, Sep 28, 2009 30 mins
Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, moves in with him after Chelsea convinces Charlie that it would be a great idea, and the women take over the house.
Mmm, Fish. Yum
Mon, Oct 5, 2009 30 mins
Alan ends up taking care of Judith's baby and her inebriated mother; Charlie is blackmailed by Jake, who has an incriminating photo of Charlie.
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Mon, Oct 12, 2009 30 mins
Alan handles a job for his mother, while Charlie plays mediator between Chelsea and Jake, whose relationship is on rocky ground.
For the Sake of the Child
Mon, Oct 19, 2009 30 mins
When Alan and Charlie publicly humiliate Jake, he says he no longer wants to live with them.
Give Me Your Thumb
Mon, Nov 2, 2009 30 mins
Alan recommends breast-reduction surgery to Chelsea, which prompts Charlie to implement house-guest reduction, as in throwing Alan out.
Untainted by Filth
Mon, Nov 9, 2009 30 mins
Charlie and Alan wake up together...with a woman they don't recognise.
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle
Mon, Nov 16, 2009 30 mins
Chelsea's gorgeous university roommate comes to live at the house temporarily after a bad breakup, testing Charlie's restraint.
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Mon, Nov 23, 2009 30 mins
Charlie's male ego is bruised when he learns that he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea; and Alan tries a cheap cure for his thinning hair.
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Mon, Dec 7, 2009 30 mins
Charlie discovers a secret that Chelsea's been keeping from him regarding her finances.
Warning, It's Dirty
Mon, Dec 14, 2009 30 mins
Charlie teaches Jake the tricks of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays; Evelyn invites a legendary TV producer to Charlie's for Christmas dinner.
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Mon, Jan 11, 2010 30 mins
Jake tries to win back his ex-girlfriend by writing her love songs, while Alan and Herb try to hide their friendship from Judith.
Yay, No Polyps!
Mon, Jan 18, 2010 30 mins
Charlie gets a colonoscopy just to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's parents, but he returns home to find them there.
Crude and Uncalled For
Mon, Feb 1, 2010 30 mins
Alan gets into a bar fight and lands in jail, while Charlie fears that Chelsea likes Alan's lawyer.
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Mon, Feb 8, 2010 30 mins
Chelsea has had enough of Charlie's jealousy, which is threatening their relationship.
Tinkle Like a Princess
Mon, Mar 1, 2010 30 mins
Charlie goes to Las Vegas and returns with his new wife, but it's not Chelsea; and Chelsea's dad visits with his boyfriend.
I Found Your Moustache
Mon, Mar 8, 2010 30 mins
Charlie and Chelsea reunite briefly, giving Charlie hope that they could get back together.
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Mon, Mar 22, 2010 30 mins
Tricia Helfer returns as Chelsea's university friend, whom Charlie meets again; and Alan has a surprising effect on a patient.
Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
Mon, Apr 12, 2010 30 mins
Alan tolerates Jake's new friend, who is a bad influence, because he's attracted to the boy's mother.
I Called Him Magoo
Mon, May 10, 2010 30 mins
Alan plans a romantic night with his new girlfriend, hoping for more intimacy.
Gumby with a Pokey
Mon, May 17, 2010 30 mins
While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his former girlfriends.
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Mon, May 24, 2010 30 mins
In the seventh-season finale, Charlie's license is suspended and Jake becomes his driver; and Alan plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party, which doesn't please Charlie.