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Two and a Half Men

Episodes

22 Episodes 2013 - 2014

The sitcom's 11th season is the first without Angus T. Jones as Jake, but the Harper gene pool is a deep one as Amber Tamblyn joins the cast as Jenny, Charlie's long-lost, out-of-wedlock daughter who shares her late father's love for alcohol—and women. An aspiring actor, Jenny quickly bonds with Walden (Ashton Kutcher) and her uncle, Alan (Jon Cryer), and eventually moves into the beach house. In other developments, Alan and Lyndsey (Courtney Thorne-Smith) embark on a sex-only relationship until she starts dating Larry (D.B. Sweeney) and Alan falls for Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley); Walden helps a former employee (Odette Annable) with her software start-up; Berta (Conchata Ferrell) mulls retirement; and Evelyn (Holland Taylor) gets ready to tie the knot with Marty (Carl Reiner). Guest stars include Lynda Carter, Garry Marshall, Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway, Marion Ross, Mila Kunis, Diedrich Bader, Jane Lynch, Clark Duke, Paula Marshall, Diane Farr and Brad Paisley.

Episode 1

Nangnangnangnang

Thu, Sep 26, 2013 30 mins

Alan gets a surprise visit from Charlie's daughter, Jenny, in the Season 11 premiere, and it's clear this hard-partying, sapphic 25-year-old takes after her old man.

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Episode 2

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Thu, Oct 3, 2013 30 mins

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend, Marty, when space in Walden's house is limited. Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man".

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Episode 3

This Unblessed Biscuit

Thu, Oct 10, 2013 30 mins

Berta injures her back at work, and Alan and Walden wonder if it's time for her to retire.

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Episode 4

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Thu, Oct 17, 2013 30 mins

Walden parties with Jenny and her friends; Alan and Lyndsey's affair is jeopardised.

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Episode 5

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Thu, Oct 24, 2013 30 mins

Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend to see what he has that Alan doesn't; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

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Episode 6

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Thu, Nov 7, 2013 30 mins

Walden invites Lynda Carter for dinner when Alan reveals his longtime crush on the "Wonder Woman" star.

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Episode 7

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Thu, Nov 14, 2013 30 mins

Lyndsey's jealous rage spoils Alan's evening when he and Walden have dates with two beautiful women.

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Episode 8

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Thu, Nov 21, 2013 30 mins

Walden needs Rose's help when he's in danger because of Alan and Lyndsey's affair.

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Episode 9

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Thu, Dec 5, 2013 30 mins

Walden's date with a model who's accident-prone lasts a lot longer than he imagined; Alan goes out with a woman who's not bashful about sharing personal information.

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Episode 10

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Thu, Dec 12, 2013 30 mins

Jenny's one-night stand could turn into a second date with some help from Walden. Meanwhile, Alan gets hit on by his transgender girlfriend's ex-wife; and receives a Japanese delicacy from his son for Christmas.

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Episode 11

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Thu, Jan 2, 2014 30 mins

Walden joins a beautiful former employee on a new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

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Episode 12

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Thu, Jan 9, 2014 30 mins

Alan gets set up on a date with an assist from Lyndsey's boyfriend; Walden helps Nicole with her software project so she'll have time to go out with him.

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Episode 13

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Thu, Jan 30, 2014 30 mins

Marty proposes to Evelyn, so Alan and Walden throw the millionaire a party.

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Episode 14

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Thu, Feb 6, 2014 30 mins

Lyndsey breaks up with Larry, but doesn't tell Alan; Walden tries to make himself a role model for other men.

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Episode 15

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Thu, Feb 27, 2014 30 mins

Lyndsey faces a choice between Alan and Larry; Jenny worries about her relationship with Brooke.

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Episode 16

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Thu, Mar 6, 2014 30 mins

Alan starts dating Larry's sister; Walden thinks his new girlfriend is cheating on him.

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Episode 17

Welcome Home, Jake

Thu, Mar 13, 2014 30 mins

Lyndsey finally learns that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister; Walden tries to tell Barry he's got to find his own place.

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Episode 18

West Side Story

Thu, Apr 3, 2014 30 mins

Walden gets an invitation to an opening for his ex-girlfriend's boutique; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's house.

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Episode 19

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Thu, Apr 10, 2014 30 mins

Walden reconnects with Kate and impulsively decides he wants to spend the rest of his life with her—until he meets Vivian. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.

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Episode 20

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Thu, Apr 24, 2014 30 mins

A moneymaking scheme for Alan falls into his lap; Walden confronts his codependency issues.

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Episode 21

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Thu, May 1, 2014 30 mins

Walden goes a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car; Gretchen demands that Alan tell Larry who he really is.

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Episode 22

Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Thu, May 8, 2014 30 mins

In the Season 11 finale, Alan comes clean to Larry about his identity, but then has to face the consequences.

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