In a twist straight out of Wisteria Lane, country crooner Chris Cagle announced on his personal website that the baby his girlfriend just gave birth to is not his. "As many of you are aware, I had been anxiously awaiting the addition of a new baby to my life," he wrote. "The baby has been born, and both mother and child are in good health. Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine." On the bright side, this is gonna make for one kick-ass country track.