Thursday's episode of UPN's WWE Smackdown will feature a gay wedding between tag-team he-men Billy and Chuck. According to Variety, Smackdown writers who have gradually set the stage for the nuptials over the past few months by scripting long hugs between Billy and Chuck after a victory will have the duo exchange vows right before they go at it against a pair of rivals. A show rep, however, reminds us that Billy and Chuck's alter egos Monty Sopp and Chuck Palumbo are strictly hetero in real life. Phew!
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