Welcome back. I hope you ...

Question: Welcome back. I hope you enjoyed your weekend. Did you do anything fun, such as find out what is going on with Scrubs?Answer: Actually, I had to go to Philadelphia to intercept my brother at the hospital, where he underwent surgery to remove "three golf-ball-size hemorrhoids" from his hindquarters. (I put "three golf-ball-size hemorrhoids" in quotes to make you think that was an official diagnosis when, in reality, it was just me being funny.)