America's least favorite on-again-off-again couple has more in the works than just so-called music collabos. And yes, even more than adopting needy children: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are about to have their very own video game.

If you can't get enough of the couple on The Hills, by around 2009, you'll be able to play them - or against them - in an EA game. Much like his GF's reality show, the game, Pratt promised Us, is "top secret. Let's just say that everyone will be addicted." He added, "there's going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors.... just be ready, that's all I have to say."

At least Pratt has some self-awareness in all of this. "You can even torture me," he said. Torture, last time I checked, really has no place in the shiny hills of sunny SoCal (talk about a nail-breaker!), but the game might be just not bad enough to distract me from The Hills - during a rerun. - Anna Dimond