New York rapper Cam'ron was shot and wounded Sunday during a botched carjacking in Washington, D.C. The gunman reportedly fired a single shot that passed through get this both of Cam'ron's arms. Even more miraculous, Cam'ron wounded and bleeding managed to drive himself to a nearby hospital. "Yeah, I got shot," he told reporters upon returning home to New York last night. "I drove myself to the hospital. Ten hours later, I'm back." Oh, yeah? Well, I got a splinter in my thumb Saturday night, and I'm already back at work. So there.
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