I am sorry you didn't get ...

Question: I am sorry you didn't get chosen for that pilot, but look on the bright side: You have an awesome job where you get paid to watch TV, give your opinions and meet famous people. Plus, you have an adoring fan base. Answer: I still would've liked the pilot. And while we're on the subject, Square Off — featuring a cameo by yours truly — premieres on the TV Guide Channel this Friday at 8 pm/ET.