Los Angeles prosecutors are straight up now telling Paula Abdul, "You're busted, beyotch!" The American Idol train wreck was fined $1675 and sentenced to two years probation Thursday after pleading no contest to a misdemeanor charge of hit-and-run. Last December, Abdul sideswiped another car on a Los Angeles freeway and then sped away without stopping. The judge has yet to rule on a second felony charge of clapping like a seal on national TV.
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