Eighteen-year-old Malcolm in the Middle offspring Justin Berfield — he plays Reese — has purchased a five-bedroom Hollywood Hills home for slightly more than $1.2 million, the Los Angeles Times reports. In related news, 32-year-old TV Guide columnist Michael Ausiello is on the lookout for a one-bedroom apartment in Hell's Kitchen for considerably less than that. E-mail any leads to the link at the bottom of this column.