Question: Rescue Me is the best show on television. If I lived in New York and those guys were actual firefighters, I'd become an arsonist. Any scoop on this season?

Answer: I'll give you scoop if you promise me you'll never move to New York. Next week Tommy finds out that his bro has been playing house with Janet and proceeds to beat him to near-death. And in typical Rescue Me fashion, the melee occurs at a big family gathering. And the following week, we'll learn which of Tommy's fellow firefighters occasionally bats for the other team. (And no, it's not Sean.)