Question: Perhaps the reason why so few have followed through on their Smurf and/or Snapple promises is because they are unable (or too lazy) to find your address.

Answer: Well, let's solve that problem right here, right now. The address at which to send me gifts that don't tick is TV Guide, 1211 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10036. Would it help if I registered somewhere? What if I put together an Amazon wish list? Whatever I can do to make the whole process easier for you guys, consider it done. That's just the kind of guy I am.

On that note, head over to the Ask Ausiello Discussion Thread in the Ausiello Report to gab about this week's column and organize a collection for my holiday gift. Also, keep checking my profile page for the video interviews from Monday's smashing Fox soiree. See ya back here next week!