Question: Wait until next week? Wait until next week???? You are a sadistic, brutal, cruel, vicious little man. Where is Scott Patterson going? Spill now. (I thought this would be a good letter to kick off this week's column...) — Kimberley

Ausiello: Sorry, Kim, but I had to go with Megan's e-mail. What can I say? I'm a sucker for the word "decapitated."