Question: On the old Ozzie and Harriet TV show, Ozzie was always around the house. Did he have a job? What did he do?

Televisionary: His job was hanging around the house, apparently. The show never really revealed what Ozzie's job was, although there was a reference to his having been an orchestra leader (his former vocation in real life) in one episode. For more about the show, see my March 20, 2001 column.