Question: You are so darn cute! It's a shame that you have to hide behind instead of, oh, I don't know, hosting specials on the TV Guide Channel! Are you single? 'Cause that would be a shame! — Stacey

Ausiello: Let's examine the facts: I'm 32 years old, I work for TV Guide, I'm on a first-name basis with Kermit and Miss Piggy and I have what is believed to be the largest Smurf collection this side of the Mississippi. So you tell me, Stacey: Am I single?