Question: Can you please e-mail me the name of the artist who sings the song (or the name of the song) played at the beginning of every episode of Scrubs? Thanks. — Anne W.

Televisionary: Sorry to let you down twice, Anne, but I don't e-mail answers (as it says at the top of the page), so I hope you see it here. Even more disappointing for you: The Scrubs theme song, written by show composer Chad Fischer, isn't available for sale, according to NBC.