Question: 1. What does the "T" stand for in your middle name? 2. Have the Powers That Be at TV Guide ever considered doing a road show like the Food Network's Big Food Show? You could have vendors, stars, Muppets... and you could charge $20 a head! 3. Have you ever been to Cleveland? — Tim (the first recipient of the "I Can't Believe You Asked Me This Award... ")

Ausiello: 1. The "T" stands for Thomas. 2. No, but I'll pitch the idea to them and give you partial credit if they like it. 3. No.