Apparently, Colin Farrell is, in fact, the last man alive to learn that when you play, you gotta pay. He's suing to keep his videotaped sexcapade with Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain under wraps, but if Miss January 2002 comes out on top in court (sheesh), she'll receive a $3 million advance from the Internet porn company that's falling all over itself to distribute the, ahem, short. (The movie's only 15 minutes long. What did you think I meant?)