Is your U-Store-U-Lock account in good standing? A storage locker full of secret diaries, videotapes and photographs belonging to Paris Hilton is being auctioned off to the lowliest highest bidder among the tabloid media, having become fair game when the celebutante allegedly defaulted on her monthly payments. The agent brokering the sale describes the contents to the New York Daily News as "a King Tut's tomb of scandal. I've never seen anything like this." Paris, in turn, argues she never slept with King Tut, but they are friends.