Has there been a security breach in Sector 7 of the Cruise compound? Nine months after delivering unto thee baby Suri, Katie Holmes is in talks to star in her first movie since... well, that whole Tom/Kate/"glib"/It's Not Chris Klein's/Italian wedding thing. As reported by Variety, Mad Money, a comedy about three female Federal Reserve employees who plot a grand theft, would find Kate looking for laughs opposite Queen Latifah, for one, and directed by Thelma & Louise scribe Callie Khouri.

Holmes, need you ask, will not be reprising her Batman Begins role in its follow-up, The Dark Knight, though it's up for debate who Bale'd on whom.