With friends like Elton John, do soccer-stud David Beckham and wife Victoria (the Spice formerly known as Posh) really need enemies? The perpetually disgruntled godfather of the couple's two sons has told England's Heat magazine that their marital troubles were all the fault of the missus. (In his opinion, she should have moved with the Real Madrid player when he relocated to Spain.) Wanna bet we now stand a better chance of being named godfather of the pair's third child (due, um, out in March) than ol' blabbermouth?
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