On Tuesday's Late Night, Conan O'Brien offered a self-deprecating (and bilingual) apology for a recent segment with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog that poked fun at the French-speaking people of Quebec. "People of Quebec, I'm sorry," he said in English. A translator then recited it in French, with English subtitles, "People of Quebec, I'm an albino jackass." O'Brien added, "I was a stranger in a strange land and I was very insensitive." That translated into, "I have a small penis."
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