In the November issue of Martha Stewart Living, the ex-con and lifestyle guru blatantly mocks Paltrow's split from Chris Martin with a spread titled, "Conscious Coupling." Unlike Paltrow and Martin's marriage, which was plagued with cheating rumors, Stewart's feature pays homage to "the perfect marriage" — that of pie crust and filling.
The spread is only the latest crafty attack by the DIY queen. The feud began last October, when Stewart not-so-subtly rolled her eyes at Paltrow's second career during an interview with Bloomberg TV. "I haven't eaten at Gwyneth's house, and I have never seen how she lives," Stewart said. "But, if she's authentic, all the better, and I certainly hope she is. She really wants to be part of the lifestyle business."
Earlier this fall, Stewart took off the gloves and went full Hulk on the GOOP founder. "She just needs to be quiet — she's a movie star," Stewart told Net-a-Porter. "If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."
Paltrow, meanwhile, has laughed off Stewart's remarks. While speaking at Fortune's Most Powerful Women Summit last week, Paltrow insisted: "If I'm really honest, I'm so psyched that she sees us as competition. I really am," the actress aid.
Watch your back, Paltrow. When you come at the queen, you best not miss.
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