MARCH MADNESS

I don't know if he'll ever give a more laughable performance than the one he unintentionally delivered in Deep Blue Sea, but Samuel L. Jackson has signed on to send up Morgan Freeman's narration of March of the Penguins in the spoof Farce of the Penguins, Reuters reports. The mockumentary, which is aiming for a racy R rating, was written and directed by onetime Olsen wrangler Bob Saget, a punch line in and of himself.