Lohan Admits Addictions, to Serve a (Full!) Day in Jail

Looks like someone could have used Nicole "82 Minutes Served" Richie's attorney.Lindsay Lohan on Thursday accepted a plea deal in her back-to-back DUI cases that will find her serving 36 months of probation, attending an 18-month alcohol-awareness program and serving one-fourth of a 96-hour jail sentence. Oh, and she needs to keep her freckled bum in rehab for another 30 days. Copping to her condition, LiLo said in a statement, "It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. I broke the law and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty." Answering for the paltry 24-hour jail sentence, a prosecutor insisted Lohan was shown no preferential treatment — and then announced an eBay auction of a bridge in Brooklyn.Kinda related: Nicole Richie Serves 82 Minutes of 96-hour Jail Sentence